Concerto Of the Desperado

Everything will make sence eventually...
I am convinced that he is saying “Go Fap Frequently”

I am convinced that he is saying “Go Fap Frequently”

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fukkkres:

Spongebob Basedgod hears a noise in Based World

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Brolic type of mess

Brolic type of mess

Day 3. random thoughts through the day.

om nom nom

where is my dad.

gotta have sex today.

didnt shower…. but im a guy so who cares.

i dont wanna go to work.

FUCK im on my way to work.

STAY THE FUCK IN YOUR LANE ASSHOLE!

Damn look at those legs on that asian.

FUCK IM AT WORK, i said i dont wanna be here.

I HATE THIS OFFICE.

I wonder if everyone is gone.

Yeah everyone is gone.

PORN.

(Five hours later) okay im done with porn.

(Three minutes pass) Ehh maybe a little while longer with the porn.

I think im addicted to porn.

holy shit! there are hot singles in my area waiting to fuck me really!?!?!?

(call my friends to confirm) find out that there arent hot singles in my area.

tart toter.

this cosmic dance, 

of bursting decadence, 

and witheld permissions,

twist all our arms collectively,

but… if sweetness can win, and it can…

then ill still be here tommorrow,

to high five you yesterday my friend, 

peace.

Day 2 poem.

This is the longest ive ever committed to anything…. here we go

Roses are red,

Violets are too,

Daisies are the color of blood,

Nothing is blue,

Trees look like fire hydrants,

Grass looks the same,

What a world i make you live in,

Red is everythang,

And then came you,

In your Technicolor robe,

Standing out from it all.